Are You More Ghetto Than A 5th Grader

Are You More Ghetto Than A 5th Grader PART 2...

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55. Did you ever place batteries in the freezer for extra 'juice'.

56. Did you ever send your gas bill money order to the light company and you light bill money order to your insurance company to stall for time...

57. Ever crave a sour pickle 🥒 and then put a strawberry nowlater in the Middle of the pickle or a peppermint in the middle...

58. Ever crave sunflower seeds and then place vinegar on them...

59. Ever crave Argo Starch in the Blue Box...

60. Ever know several other uses for an elevator...

61. Your grandmother ever give you a jar of Tussy and you think it acts as a deodorant until it doesn't in front of God and everybody...

62. Ever help raise Sea Monkeys?

63. Ever have to watch TV by stacking three TV's: one for the picture, one for the sound all on top of the floor model that stopped working a decade ago and you literally and figuratively could not bring yourself or your children and 5 neighbors to carry it out to the incinerator.

64. Did you ever attend Near North Career Magnet High but you live in Cabrini 💚 Green but you want all of the cool kids to think that you don't live in the neighborhood so you jump your cray cray arse behind on the bus and after a few stops you get off to make the popular kids think you don't live in Cabrini...

Congratulations if you answered yes to most of these questions....you are a bonafide ghetto starter kit. Pat yourself

on the butt and you are most definitely a liar and the truth ain't in ya!